We’re all going to prison, because “Maidan Peti” has decided that only what he allows may be talked about. For example, it’s forbidden to talk about their tax-related plans, because that would be uncomfortable for him. And then, I suppose, little by little, everyone else will follow too—anyone who doesn’t lick his statue every morning on the city’s main square.
But one thing is certain: if Petike were prime minister, life in prison would be much better than life in Hungary.
Péter Magyar has announced one of his main election programs, namely that after April 12 we will all be going to prison. Because “Maidan Petike” came up with the idea that he will not only jail Viktor Orbán, the members of the Hungarian government, and Fidesz politicians, but also those journalists who reported on the more than 600-page document that contains their austerity package.
So this is more or less what the Tisza-style “country of love,” press freedom, and European values look like—right? Well, actually, European values really are exactly like this nowadays. In great Germany, voices that even slightly support the AfD are being suppressed, and one of the largest opposition parties is being barred from running.
So in fact, Péter Magyar is simply following the European mainstream: if you report on reality, or God forbid you dare to write something critical about the opposition’s messiah, or you voice anti-war opinions, that’s considered dangerous. And the people who do this, well, they have to be put in prison. That will be the great rule of law.
Tisza supporters will be very happy about this—except that the situation is that we will be living in a country where you, dear Tisza supporters, will have to produce all the tax revenue that we’ll be living off while sitting in prison. Just saying.
By the way, this “Maidan Petike” is incredibly stupid. Really stupid. Because there won’t be a single journalist left at liberty in Hungary. And the reason is that 444 and Telex also reported on this austerity package. Sure, from the very beginning they framed it as propaganda and a big lie—but regardless, it still appeared on their portals. So technically, we can say they also promoted the whole thing, which means they’ll go to prison too, along with the people from HVG.
And what about non-journalists? What about influencers who reported on it? There are plenty of them as well. Is there even enough prison capacity in Hungary for all this?
We can joke about it, but “Maidan Petike” is not joking at all. Just look at what happened with Bors. Simply because it talked about exactly this.
Let’s have no illusions: these are bloodthirsty, disgusting communists whose only goal is to silence those who disagree with them. So-called democrats.
Believe me, dear Tisza supporters, you don’t want to live in a country like this either. First we’ll be here, then they’ll throw us in prison, and then they’ll tax you like animals. You’ll be slaving away for the rest of your lives, and you’ll have no freedom left. You can sell your Teslas and your duplex houses. A damn miserable life awaits you too. We warned you in advance.
But let’s joke a bit in the end: if Péter Magyar comes to power in Hungary, we’ll be much better off in prison. We won’t have to pay for heating, we won’t have to buy food at outrageous prices. Plus, our friends will be there too.
And yes, we’ll finally be living indoors.
🎭 Central Narrative
“If Péter Magyar comes to power, dictatorship, prison, repression, and misery will follow.”
This is not a factual claim, but an apocalyptic future vision whose purpose is:
- fear-mongering
- moral demonization of the opponent
- shutting down critical thinking
1️⃣ Apocalyptic exaggeration (“we’ll all go to prison”)
“…after April 12, we will all go to prison.”
🔹 Technique: catastrophe framing
🔹 Effect: existential fear
🔹 Trick:
- no law cited
- no quotation
- no concrete statement
→ yet it is presented as a certain future
👉 This is classic panic-mongering, not analysis.
2️⃣ Enemy construction + mocking infantilization
“Maidan Petike,” “so incredibly stupid”
🔹 Technique: personal humiliation (ad hominem)
🔹 Goal:
- to present Péter Magyar not as a political actor,
- but as a ridiculous and dangerous figure
👉 If we ridicule him, there’s no need to refute him.
3️⃣ Inversion of free speech (projection)
“…only what he allows can be talked about”
🔹 Technique: projection
🔹 Essence:
- criticism of current media conditions
- is preemptively projected onto the opponent
👉 What the speaker actually fears is used as a preemptive accusation.
4️⃣ “Rule of law = communist dictatorship” narrative
“bloodthirsty, disgusting communists”
🔹 Technique: moral demonization
🔹 Effect:
- the opponent is dehumanized,
- anything becomes permissible against them
👉 Dehumanizing language is always dangerous.
5️⃣ Manipulation of external examples (Germany, AfD)
“In Germany, AfD is being suppressed”
🔹 Technique: false analogy
🔹 Affected entity: Alternative für Deutschland
🔹 Trick:
- conflates legal procedures
- with the claim that “opinions are being banned”
👉 A complex legal issue is turned into a simple horror story.
6️⃣ Involving the press as “criminals”
“444, Telex, HVG will also go to prison”
🔹 Technique: collective intimidation
🔹 Affected media outlets:
- 444
- Telex
- HVG
👉 An absurd exaggeration, but psychologically effective:
“if even they would be jailed, then anyone could be.”
7️⃣ “We warned you” – self-absolution
“We warned you.”
🔹 Technique: prophetic self-justification
🔹 Goal:
- so that whatever happens later appears to confirm the claim,
- even if it never actually occurs
8️⃣ Cynical “joking” → normalization
“life will be better in prison”
🔹 Technique: threat masked as humor
🔹 Effect:
- the idea of dictatorship becomes trivialized
- fear is made “funny,” and therefore easier to accept
🧠 Summary – what is really happening?
This text:
❌ does not provide evidence
❌ does not quote sources
❌ does not analyze
✅ creates fear
✅ generates hatred
✅ manufactures an enemy image
👉 It is not information — it is emotional mobilization.